A day in the life of... Surprise Guest Blogger #2
Well, I guess it's not a surprise anymore. But anyway, I popped one of the biggest zit that I've ever seen on my face - Damn, it hurt like f**k.
Ops, that was off the topic.
I'm going to write about a day in my life... But not today or yesterday or the day before that.
I'm going write about the day that I first met Jase.
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Sh*t, I don't remember.
But I will write the second time that I met Jase.
It was.... Uh... It was at some kind of bar.
Kinda dark.
Loud music.
And heck, I donn't even remember why I was there.
But there were a group of bloggers... And... very hot bar patrons.
Mostly gay. I think.
Heck, they were all gay.
Lot of hot Daddies and Uncles.
Got some flamers too.
Well, that was me. But I passed the flame around.
Princess & Diva... Godiva eating Kids...
Some of them got really hot pecs.
And broad shoulders.
Strong back... And lower back.
Firm bums.
Grabbale bums.
Lickable bums.
Bums that vibrates when you spank them hard.
With bare-hands or spiked gloves.
Both of them are good. You know.
Sh*t, what am I talking about here?
Uh, okay. Let me see, since Freddy wrote about "Coming Out" - Then I'm going to write about "Cumming."
Anyway, coming out is hard.
But for cumming, you've got to get it hard first.
*Blink* *Blink*
Right. Butt-Cracks.
I swear, I'm no drunk, okay?
Heck, I don't even drink!
Well, I'm more of a social drinker... You know, one of those I'm-gonna-get-you-drunk-and-then-get-into-your-pants social drinker.
No Mommy, I'm serious. I'm not drunk!!
Okay. Okay. I remember it now. The first time that I met Jase, it was... We were... Oh yes, we were at his place. And... Uh... he was there too. And him. And him. And him. And him. And him. And many more... Like a big fun happy Orgy.
Wait... Was that the 2nd time I met Jase? Or... Uh... Uh...
I'm not drunk!! I'm not drunk!! Seriously, I'm not drunk!!!!
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Monday, August 29, 2005
Surprise Guest Blogger #2
Like the chest?
Or the legs?
How about the arms?
And the body?
Heck Yeah!
Well me too. Wish I look like him. But too bad, you're stuck with me.
Me, the Surprise Guest Blogger for Jase.
Me, Wayne de WaterSea's Ocean Bloggie.
Yeah. Are you surprised?
So, where is Surprise Guest Blogger #1?
Mating with the Florida dolphins, probably.
(Updated: I meant, dreaming about having hot Shamu-orgy in Florida)
(Oh Wayne, that was sick. You sick pervert you!)
So for those of you who are not familiar with me... Well, you can ask me ONE (in the comment box) question and I'll answer them in the next post.
Please, I'm very open minded and uninhibited.
Go head, don't be shy.
If you don't have any question or already know me... Well, just write about what YOU, Me and a sheep will be doing on a typical Friday night(in Your bedroom).
Muah Muah Muah.
(No, I'm not on crack, okay? You've any idea how much $$$ those thing cost?! Crazy-Glue in a plastic bag is cheaper)
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Thank You
Today is my last day of blogging, and the next surprise blogger has some good posts for everyone. I would like to thank everybody who continued to visit Jase's blog despite his absence. And to my blogger friends who made the time to read both my blog and Jase's ... I owe you guys!
So, for the next two surprise bloggers, please give them the same support and love you gave me. It was a really fun experience to guest blog. I highly recommend it :-)
So, for the next two surprise bloggers, please give them the same support and love you gave me. It was a really fun experience to guest blog. I highly recommend it :-)
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Coming Out
Let me just start of by saying that guest blogging is hard. Especially if you have your own blog to keep up with. But I am really enjoying my time here!
So, let's talk about the ultimate decision most gay men will have to make in their lifetime - the coming out of the closet. As you probably already know (or maybe not), Jase will be celebrating his 9th month Coming Out anniversary next month. With him wearing pink shirts during Fleet Week and women's Diesel pants, you wouldn't think he just came out right? Yes boys and girls, Jase is a "newbie"! And I just love it that he came out in full force! It's like "Yes, I'm gay! AND? AND? Jealous?! Don't hate!" or "Yes! I'm gay! Choke on it bitch!". Ok, maybe that's a little bit too much. Sorry.
Anyway, coming out is hard. Especially if you live in an Asian household, where culture and tradition dictates homosexuality as evil. I can't speak for my Asian cousins, but being the Philippines is predominantly a Catholic country, homosexuality is an abomination to Christianity and the society. Though perfectly accepted nowadays, there's still that hesitance of the Asian male coming out to his family and to society. It's not something of the norm.
Meanwhile, I don't have a coming out anniversary. Not that my family won't understand. I'm pretty sure they will, as my family is quite liberated in a lot of ways. And, I'm sure they already have an inkling. It's just that we don't talk about it, that's all. It's sort of like, "Don't ask, don't tell" type of thing. I mean, is it really necessary to come out? I'm sure it's a great feeling to get that out of your system, but I'm still not getting the whole concept. Don't get me wrong! I have a lot of respect for people who came out to their families and friends, but I'm still a little bit clueless as to the whole purpose of it. Enlighten me gorgeous people!
I'm done posting for today. I'm beat!
So, let's talk about the ultimate decision most gay men will have to make in their lifetime - the coming out of the closet. As you probably already know (or maybe not), Jase will be celebrating his 9th month Coming Out anniversary next month. With him wearing pink shirts during Fleet Week and women's Diesel pants, you wouldn't think he just came out right? Yes boys and girls, Jase is a "newbie"! And I just love it that he came out in full force! It's like "Yes, I'm gay! AND? AND? Jealous?! Don't hate!" or "Yes! I'm gay! Choke on it bitch!". Ok, maybe that's a little bit too much. Sorry.
Anyway, coming out is hard. Especially if you live in an Asian household, where culture and tradition dictates homosexuality as evil. I can't speak for my Asian cousins, but being the Philippines is predominantly a Catholic country, homosexuality is an abomination to Christianity and the society. Though perfectly accepted nowadays, there's still that hesitance of the Asian male coming out to his family and to society. It's not something of the norm.
Meanwhile, I don't have a coming out anniversary. Not that my family won't understand. I'm pretty sure they will, as my family is quite liberated in a lot of ways. And, I'm sure they already have an inkling. It's just that we don't talk about it, that's all. It's sort of like, "Don't ask, don't tell" type of thing. I mean, is it really necessary to come out? I'm sure it's a great feeling to get that out of your system, but I'm still not getting the whole concept. Don't get me wrong! I have a lot of respect for people who came out to their families and friends, but I'm still a little bit clueless as to the whole purpose of it. Enlighten me gorgeous people!
I'm done posting for today. I'm beat!
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Let's talk about Jase
A lot of you wanted porn on here. As if, this wasn't enough! But, don't worry, I just might post some naked men soon. MEANWHILE! Let's "roast" Jase!!
So, he's a sassy belly dancer you say. I have to yet so see that! I can actually see him gyrating to some thumpa-thumpa music at his favorite club, XES. Well, actually I'm not really that sure if that's his club of choice, but that's all I read from him.
He's really famous! He's more famous than Courtney Love now! LOVES IT! He's been on every single tabloid in NYC. You've seen him on the news. And this is just because he stood on a curb. Who gets famous just by standing? Even Paris Hilton can't pull that shit off!
He's a "ho" on training wheels. Hmmmmm ... I'll have Riye elaborate on this, since I haven't had the chance to sleep with Jase .... YET!
Good photographer you say. I guess so. I can actually see Jase walking around NYC with a camera in hand. Well, here's a photo of Jase after getting caught masturbating at a movie theatre in Costa Rica.
He gives you treats, yet you like goat cheese. Hmmm. Jase is too sweet for you? Is that what you're saying? Have you tasted Jase, yet? I heard he's delish! Ok, fine you're straight, you made your point! :)
Jase wears womens pants. So what's wrong with that? I'm guilty! It just has a better fit! Don't hate! :)
But kidding aside, I do like Jase. I love his crazy t-shirts! I don't know anybody who owns so much! I love it that we're both IT divas. I love the fact that he's a gay advocate - fighting for our rights! It's sexy! And have you noticed his wayyyyyy too perfect teeth? I'M JEALOUS! But we all love Jase, right? Yeah, you know you do!
I guess that's end of my "roasting". Care to add more?
So, he's a sassy belly dancer you say. I have to yet so see that! I can actually see him gyrating to some thumpa-thumpa music at his favorite club, XES. Well, actually I'm not really that sure if that's his club of choice, but that's all I read from him.
He's really famous! He's more famous than Courtney Love now! LOVES IT! He's been on every single tabloid in NYC. You've seen him on the news. And this is just because he stood on a curb. Who gets famous just by standing? Even Paris Hilton can't pull that shit off!
He's a "ho" on training wheels. Hmmmmm ... I'll have Riye elaborate on this, since I haven't had the chance to sleep with Jase .... YET!
Good photographer you say. I guess so. I can actually see Jase walking around NYC with a camera in hand. Well, here's a photo of Jase after getting caught masturbating at a movie theatre in Costa Rica.
He gives you treats, yet you like goat cheese. Hmmm. Jase is too sweet for you? Is that what you're saying? Have you tasted Jase, yet? I heard he's delish! Ok, fine you're straight, you made your point! :)
Jase wears womens pants. So what's wrong with that? I'm guilty! It just has a better fit! Don't hate! :)
But kidding aside, I do like Jase. I love his crazy t-shirts! I don't know anybody who owns so much! I love it that we're both IT divas. I love the fact that he's a gay advocate - fighting for our rights! It's sexy! And have you noticed his wayyyyyy too perfect teeth? I'M JEALOUS! But we all love Jase, right? Yeah, you know you do!
I guess that's end of my "roasting". Care to add more?
Monday, August 22, 2005
Sorry, I'm not Chinese!
I knew I should've blogged last night and post it this morning. I almost forgot what to post today.
Anyway, here we go.
It's funny how I never had an Asian friends, aside from my own (Filipino), and now, I'm really enjoying the fact that I can call certain bloggers my friends. Like, Jase is Chinese (I think?), Wayne (Chinese) too, Jon (Japanese) and Steph (Korean). But, to me it was weird that I had to meet these fabulous Asians through blogging. In real life, I really have no Asian friends. Isn't that sad?
I use to remember when people ask me if I'm Chinese! And no offense to my Chinese cousins, but I really do get offended. I'm like "Do I look Chinese?". Or when they start mocking my language and making it sound Chinese. I usually say, Tagalog is a mixture of different languages, but it's actually very close to Spanish, so I don't know where they got the Chinese from.
It seems to me - and I could be wrong, that when people hear an Asian person speak, they automatically associate that with Chinese. It's really annoying, but I guess that's the stereotype that got carried through the years. Don't get me wrong! My father is half-Chinese, so when I do hear these thing I'm always half-offended :) JUST KIDDING!
One time, a lady asked me where I'm from. I could've said something smart and said the name of my town, but I knew what she meant, so I said "Philippines". And she said, "Is that in Asia?". So I go, "As far as I know! We're in Southeast Asia". And she had the audacity to say "You're not Asian! You don't look Chinese!". Riiiiiggght! Needless to say, I had to educate the bitch about Asia! I told her India is in Asia, half of Russia is in Asia, and if you really think about it, Israel is in the Asian continent. Though they're more referred to as Middle Easterns. And as far as I know, they don't look Chinese either!
I could've sworn they mentioned Asia in World History! I almost went and called the Gaysian army on her ass!
Anyway, here we go.
It's funny how I never had an Asian friends, aside from my own (Filipino), and now, I'm really enjoying the fact that I can call certain bloggers my friends. Like, Jase is Chinese (I think?), Wayne (Chinese) too, Jon (Japanese) and Steph (Korean). But, to me it was weird that I had to meet these fabulous Asians through blogging. In real life, I really have no Asian friends. Isn't that sad?
I use to remember when people ask me if I'm Chinese! And no offense to my Chinese cousins, but I really do get offended. I'm like "Do I look Chinese?". Or when they start mocking my language and making it sound Chinese. I usually say, Tagalog is a mixture of different languages, but it's actually very close to Spanish, so I don't know where they got the Chinese from.
It seems to me - and I could be wrong, that when people hear an Asian person speak, they automatically associate that with Chinese. It's really annoying, but I guess that's the stereotype that got carried through the years. Don't get me wrong! My father is half-Chinese, so when I do hear these thing I'm always half-offended :) JUST KIDDING!
One time, a lady asked me where I'm from. I could've said something smart and said the name of my town, but I knew what she meant, so I said "Philippines". And she said, "Is that in Asia?". So I go, "As far as I know! We're in Southeast Asia". And she had the audacity to say "You're not Asian! You don't look Chinese!". Riiiiiggght! Needless to say, I had to educate the bitch about Asia! I told her India is in Asia, half of Russia is in Asia, and if you really think about it, Israel is in the Asian continent. Though they're more referred to as Middle Easterns. And as far as I know, they don't look Chinese either!
I could've sworn they mentioned Asia in World History! I almost went and called the Gaysian army on her ass!
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