Why Was the Oscars So Utterly...

...boring?

And now, an reenactment: Read more [+/-]

Yay! It started!
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zzz...
... Oh! Big black girl boobies! Fierce! Did she just say "AR-scar"?
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..Are they now doing the Oscars in SAP? Or maybe his mom doesn't speak English.
..zzz..
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Way to go bald chick from Minority Report! Wait, that's not you... where have I seen you?
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.. Woohoo! go French girl! more champagne for me please!
... and it's over! Thank jebus!

Jon Stewart had his moments. And I suppose it would help if I saw more of the nominated films than just Bourne Ultimatum and Sweeney Todd.

I'm thinking not.

Prankster Wednesday

There must have been some huge inside joke going on yesterday that I didn't know about. And why did no one tell me?

Walking down the street, I tried to be polite and tell someone they had some schmutz on their forehead and they just gave me the rudest look; like I was crazy.

Or maybe it was some giant art college/fratboy prank to put smudge on people's foreheads without them knowing? Pratt students can be so mischievous!

But the biggest prank of all was last night's episode of Lost. Answering three of the shows' biggest mysteries? Hah!

Thank goodness I had the totally awesome premiere of The Agency (on VH1) the day before, and Heroes the day before that, to carry me through.