Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Why Is My Body Revolting?!

Before you jump to any conclusions, I do not have a body dysmorphic disorder; I'm pretty happy with how I look and acknowledge that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Now that I've said that, I really do think my body is revolting; against me!

My sinuses' have been acting up in the morning and I can hardly breath without hacking up a loogie. My gums started hurting a few days ago, behind my upper right molar, and it feels inflamed - ugh!

Then last night, in the midst of a huge heartburn attack (brought on by ibuprofen taken for the 'gum' issue), I find out I have a huge, painful to touch, zit! That's not on my face.

What have I done to deserve this, oh body of mine? And how can I make it up to you?

7 comments:

Retro said...

Well, I have allergies and I feel bloated. You're body is clearly telling you something. Listen to it. It's probably yelling, "Bitch! Give me some vodka!". Oh wait! That's my body. HAHA!

Wayne said...

OMG, you're becoming old like me!!
just kidding. perhaps your body needs more rest?? :)

Jon said...

it happens. stop whining :-)

tim said...

What your body is saying is, "Tim is feeling a ton better. You should have drinks with him this weekend."

Jess said...

Maybe your sinuses are irritated by the unneeded apostrophe you attached to them. :P Jon's right. In the immortal words of Socrates, "Shit happens. Get over it!" Take your meds, get your sleep and relax. (BTW, antihistamines are a good idea to help keep your sinuses happy, since many people have been complaining of allergy issues lately.) One last thing: when are you boys coming for another visit?

Tuna Girl said...

How old are you again?

David said...

I feel the same way too, sometimes. It comes and goes. Don't worry, it will get worse.