Oh right, peer pressure.
Any way, won't you support my efforts? All you need to do is point your credit cards to my personal donation page. Special THANKS to those who already have! With your help, I was able to spread many rumors on how it was possible for me to amass the dollar amount of donations I received in such a short period of time. (Hint: I'd do anything for charity. Anything.)
I was also thinking I might be able to elicit more donations if I promised to run in my Halloween costume if I made $1,000 in donations, but it might cause a flurry of donations so enormous as to shut down their entire website... and we don't want that, now do we? No, but you can still donate.
And if you can't afford to donate, help me out by spreading the word - especially to your rich, philanthropic friends/boss/booty call! Knowing you made a difference will give you those warm, fuzzy feelings inside; like beer!