Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Love Bites

Have a HeartI was awoken in the middle of the night by an elbow and shove to the ribs. "I had a bad dream and now I'm mad at you," he said as he rolled away from me.

Ignoring his comment, I rolled over to him and promptly fell back asleep. Figuring out what happened can wait until the morning.

*cue Greig: Peer Gynt's Morning Mood*

The following morning, I asked him about the elbowing and this is what he said:

I dreamed that we went to a club, and it was early enough that we got in for free (author's note: which I am apt to do). But I didn't like the club and loud music, so I stepped outside for some fresh air (which he is apt to do).

When I tried to get back in, the doorman stopped me and wanted me to pay a cover charge! I told him I got in already and just needed some air, my boyfriend's inside, but he wasn't listening and still wanted me to pay the cover (don't you hate that?). $79! I wasn't going to pay that!

And then this manager lady comes outside wondering what was going on; after hearing the situation she decided to give me a discount of $59 instead. No way was I going to pay that either!

And that's when you come out asking,
"What's going on?"
"They won't let me back inside!"
"Why not?"
"They want me to pay a cover charge!"
"Oh yea, there's a cover for people over 30."

And that's when I woke up...

...mad at me.


GrooveTheory said...

Was this club the Barracuda? HAHA! Are you making fun of us 30+ something guys Jason?! Not nice! I would've jabbed you in the rib too :D LOL

Matt C said...

Kevin called and told me he'd be in town later this month...and he made sure to tell me you gave him the idea.

Great, now I have to babysit his ass. Thanks a lot Jase!

Steve said...

Sure that's not a hickie?

Wayne said...

it sure look more like a 'love bite' than an elbow blow.

Hrm, i dunno, if someone woke me up in the middle of the night with an elbow to the rib, that person would probably wake up with my claws stuck in his/her skull in the morning.