Monday, June 11, 2007

Cause for Concern?

Ever since I ate some poorly cooked mussels (at a restaurant I used to think was good), I've been having some... issues. And by 'issues', I mean the ones that require Imodium.

Aside from being a bit gassy (and some slight cramping during the first two days), I haven't had any other symptoms. No fever, or jaundice, and my hair's not falling out (more than normal).

That is, until last night - when I dreamt that I was pregnant. And still a man. Could it be a premonition that a parasite was growing in me without any possible means for its expulsion? Should I be worried?

I'm going to try this clear liquid diet he's been raving about...

5 comments:

Jon said...

Ugh- bad food issues are the worst. Just curious what restaurant it was?

Try not to look at it as food poisoning....rather, a late srping cleaning on your pipes, lol

Patrick said...

Mmmm...Apple juice and Chicken broth! You're gonna lose a lot of weight.

tribecatexa said...

I like to think of it as a free colon cleanse and a diet all in one. and it's FREE!

if that doesn't stop, i have this very powerful pill. nothing will come out for 2 days! i took it once 2 months ago when i had the same problem.

Wayne said...

I get those issues when I eat too much Cheeries. *recalls the number of bathroom trip two days ago*

Next time, if you dreamt that you're giving Birth, remember to wake yourself up and run to the bathroom.

The last time, I was dreaming that I was laying an egg, and then it turned out that I po... uh, just kidding. You don't think I would really do that? :)

GrooveTheory said...

Honey, I've been waiting to get a stomach flu. It's the easiest way to lose weight. NOt that you need it, so I do actually feel bad for you. I'm sure there's some concoction at Chinatown that can fix that sh ...