Wow. Did I just spend the past weekend going to two all-you-can-drink(-if-you-can-get-their-damn-attention) brunches?
Yes. Yes I did.
And I learned a few things, too: (1) My friends love to drink. (2) Some are abusive drunks. (3) The others are just whores.
Or something like that. I won't tell you where I fit in.