Tuesday, July 11, 2006

They Need to Stop Letting Me Into Straight Bars

T meets D!Or they need to cut me off when I stop random straight boys that I think are cute and tell them that my friend, the hot chica, thinks they're cute. Without her consent. Or her knowledge for that matter.

Because then I start snapping pictures1.

Yep, that's the picture of the victim and the target I took last Saturday at some Lower East Side basement bar while participating in some 'Critical Dance/Bar Hopping' event. We lost the group and were left to our own devices.

In other words, we were too drunk to realize they had left for the next bar.

And while we're talking about 'knowing better', they shouldn't have given me bacon if they didn't want me to savor it like it was meant to be savored.

I Love Meat

Know what I mean?

1 Why? To determine if they're actually cute when you've sobered up!

11 comments:

Crash said...

You are so weird. And I totally love you for it.

palochi said...

You've got a bacon... in a bar!

Tuna Girl said...

Yup. Still cute. Cute straight boy!

I didn't know they had straight bars in New York.

Wayne said...

That guy is pretty cute. Next time, you can say your friend Chino (Me) thinks he's cute. And see if we can get either pictures or something better than a bacon.

Jess said...

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it will be until we need to do an intervention for Jase? ;-)

Just stop teasing those poor straight boys! Their lives are hard enough!

Will said...

Wait a sec, am I the only one curious about the hair? Or did I miss something earlier and simply fall behind?

Jase said...

Thanks Crashy.

Heh.. and wouldn't you know they serve bacon only at straight bars... just kidding! We ended the night with a trip to the Yaffa Cafe; so that's where the bacon's from.

What's this about intervention?! I don't want to change! :P

And finally, though it may seem that I've shaved my head, it's actually more of an 'army brat' cut. "Fitting, I've always thought of you as a brat" you think, eh? Well, who asked you anyway?!

Jerry said...

If it was just you and bacon, fine. But you, bacon, and that tshirt..it just ups the fun value of that picture.

Will said...

I've never thought of you as a brat. But "Jase" and "Army" in the same thought...grrrr, that's hot!

Robert said...

Okay. Least you weren't eating the other kind of 'bacon strip'... hahah! Uh yeah, I'm kinda gross!

Happy Thursday Jase!

g8s said...

Alright, so you rrrreeeeeaaallly need to enter Marisol's Side Of Bacon Contest...