Monday, February 25, 2008

Why Was the Oscars So Utterly...


And now, an reenactment: Read more [+/-]

Yay! It started!
... Oh! Big black girl boobies! Fierce! Did she just say "AR-scar"?
..Are they now doing the Oscars in SAP? Or maybe his mom doesn't speak English.
Way to go bald chick from Minority Report! Wait, that's not you... where have I seen you?
.. Woohoo! go French girl! more champagne for me please!
... and it's over! Thank jebus!

Jon Stewart had his moments. And I suppose it would help if I saw more of the nominated films than just Bourne Ultimatum and Sweeney Todd.

I'm thinking not.


palochi said...

And no mention of Brad Renfro in the "In Memoriam" montage.

Were Brett Sommers and Charles Nelson Reilly members of the Academy? If so, they were missing as well.

TCho said...

yeah, they were boring as usual. for some reason i used to really be into the oscars when i was younger. Now they bore me to tears.

But i did like Jon Stewart. And I did like it when that Czech girl was allowed to come back out to give a really touching acceptance speech.