Wednesday, January 18, 2006

First Drunken Mishap of the Year

I alluded to something that happened when I got home after hanging out with Epi and TribecaT.  Inebriated, I went online to see who I could chat with.  Lucky for me, I found my boopy online.  Or was it lucky for him?

Did I mention that my boopy got me a web cam for Christmas?

I sat on my couch, started up the one-way video chat (he didn't have a web cam), and after a few pleasantries, I started to really.. um.. entertain him.  Things were going great until I started to lean back and close my eyes.  The alcohol coursing through my veins made me extremely tired and before I knew it, I had fallen asleep and woke up with a start.

It took me a few seconds to get my bearings and assess my situation.  My boopy was on the other end, asking if I was awake, and my phone beeped with his missed calls.  He told me I was gone for a good 20 minutes.  Still woozy, I pulled myself together enough to.. continue entertaining.

By the time I 'finished', my boopy had fallen asleep on the other end.  Him not having a web cam made it harder for me to realize that - I was in the heat of the moment.  I suppose it could have been worse;  At least my roommate didn't walk in on me passed out and naked on the couch.

And, in case you're wondering, I still blame Canada.

11 comments:

Jon said...

Your boopy? it took me a few sseconds to realize you meant BF.

I'll always blame Canada. My fav line from the song in the South Park movie is 'it's not even a real country anyway' :-P

I've liked every Canadian I've ever met, if it''s any consolation

Wayne said...

Care to explain exactl how you "entertain" your boopy? :) I want details.

Matthew C said...

"boopy"?

/retch

ahhhh...that's better.

GrooveTheory said...

boopy?? LORD!

The things you can do with a webcam and you fell asleep? naked? on the couch? ok, do I even need to know what were you doing prior to falling asleep? and you fell asleep during .... you know what. We'll talk about this over barbecue and kimchi :)

macboyx said...

W00T! That was great I loved it! First of all thinking of you drunk on a couch in front of an iSight....mmmm :) Then the realization of how it went was so deep and soul baring it was awesome.

I have an iSight (actually with the new iMac I'm up to three iSights!) if you ever want to have a non drunk non naked Video Chat.... tho I wouldn't turn down a drunk one way couch dance :)!

Hugs...

mbx

_____Aaron said...

Oh brother - Can't you just have sex like normal people?

tribecatexan said...

All I have to say is somewhere the Bush Administration has Jase's bush recorded because the porn business is supporting the Axis of Evil. And in 20 years, it'll surface in the unlikeliest of places...

RcktMan said...

Please tell me you have recorded proof of this encounter. ;-) Hee hee :)

Boopy. Love it. ;-)

Tuna Girl said...

Oh my god! I love it! Totally the kind of thing I would do. And nobody wants to see that. ;-)

epicurist said...

First off, that was almost as entertaining as your Pole dancing. You were pretty far gone...all thought alcohol in your lithe self, I'm surprised you didn't fall off the couch backwards feet in the air - a position you might be familiar with ;-p

So keep blaming Canada, only if it generates more of these hilarious posts!

TCho said...

Omg. That's hilarious. I've fallen asleep before in the middle of chat (especially when i have my lapto in bed with me), but now I don't feel so bad about that. ;-)