Dear Restaurant Week Guy,
I know what you're doing.
You're sitting in your little corner, getting kickbacks from restaurants, laughing at the expense of the poor, unrefined laypeople of New York City, who have decided to particpate in your little marketing ploy, to venture into the respectable restaurants around the city to enjoy a delectable 3-course prix fixe lunch or dinner ($24.07 and $35 respectively) and act a fool.
We're on to you.
It's restaurant week ya'll. So pretty yourselves up and impress someone by taking them out to a fancy restaurant. Just make they order from the prix fixe menu. I know I will. (Pretty myself up, I mean.)