Sitting in front of the computer at work, I thought up the following situation that totally cracked me up: Read more [+/-]
Now that I'm working so close to Korea town in Manhattan, I've finally figured out what to ask those Christian missionary types when they approach me to find out if I've found the Lord and Savior,
"If God created Adam and Eve, and both Adam and Eve were white, where do Koreans come from?"
I'm sure that'll catch them by surprise. And when they start to formulate an answer (that is, if their brains don't implode first), I'll scream,
And walk away.