Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Shoe Hunt - Office Fun

Have you ever 'taken a break' in your office bathroom stall and have someone sit in the stall next to yours and just let it rip?  I think it's pretty common.  But have you bent over to take a peek at their shoe (while not moving your legs as to avoid giving away that you're peeking) and then proceed to seek out the shoe that was in the bathroom?  Maybe it's just me?

Okay, it might be a little juvenile, but when I track down my target, it makes me giggle; and helps the day pass a little faster.  Ah.. anything to procrastinate.  So if you haven't, I recommend you try it, you know, for shits and giggles.  So far this year, my record is 1 for 2.

15 comments:

GrooveTheory said...

Hmmmm ... this is a very Wayne post :) But I've done that before. I'm a very nosy person. I've even go as far as telling other people about it. HAHAHAHA!!

Steve said...

I never go in a stall to do *that* at work. I'll wait until I get home, 'cuz I wear sandals almost everyday, and everybody will know it was me in there doing that. You so crazy, Jase!

Alden said...

Our bathroom at work is just a room you lock with no stalls. It's more like tracking down the person who couldn't aim correctly when they peed (or sometimes worse).

Robert said...

Yeah, and sometimes you can check out what kinda undies that they're wearing as well... not that I'm gonna go around the office and pull down everyone's pants!

Jon said...

I hate stalls that don't go down to the floor- though, ot be honest, i would probably do the same thing. I just hate public bathrooms- I wish all toilets here would have the washlet bidet feature with power settings, temperature control, and a dryer!

Anonymous said...

now I'm paranoid...like I should keep a spare pair of shoes at my desk, just for making trips to the bathroom.

Actually, i only live two blocks from work so I just go home to shit.

:)

Anonymous said...

Wow I'm just the opposite. I am mortified when I see them. I hate when the person coming out of the stall is someone I work with in my department!!!!

Especially if they don't wash their hands. That's exactly why I'm never without my Purell. Or maybe it's my OCD...

Hmmm.

Jase, you so crazy! LOL

Anonymous said...

For this very reason, I keep several pairs of shoes at work.

But my workplace only has 3 boys on the floor and 30 girls. Needless to say, we know who stunk up the bathroom and who forgot to flush...especially when it's number 2!

Anonymous said...

You ought to put those little doll jiggly eyes (o ) (o ) on your shoes and have them peek under for you.

TCho said...

Omg. People actually keep different pairs of shoes at work for this? wow.

CoffeeDog said...

I don't think I've ever done that, but it sounds like something I'd do!

Anonymous said...

Oh good Buddha, yeah I've done that, sometimes just to make sure it's no one I directly work with. Eeek. I also look to see who it is when they are on THEIR CELL PHONE so I can make fun of them later.

Wayne said...

Oh please, I've spend enough time in the bathroom, that just by the sound of their sh*t, I know who's sitting in the stall next to mine.

dantallion said...

That's just evil. You're hired.

epicurist said...

oh god, I thought I was the only freak that did that! What surprises me are those people who take a massive dump, drop their pants to the floor, all the while leaving their ID tag dangling off the belt on the floor for all to see. Not only is that shameful, but it's also DISGUSTINg....yuck!