17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists...by Michael Moore

Read it at http://michaelmoore.com/

There's always a silver lining, even though you might feel you're buried 6 feet under, in a casket, beneath a plateau, on which war-mongering, homophobic fanatics dance around a fire and participate in homo-erotic acts like the self-hating fags they are. You might not see it, but it's there.