Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Let's talk about Jase

A lot of you wanted porn on here. As if, this wasn't enough! But, don't worry, I just might post some naked men soon. MEANWHILE! Let's "roast" Jase!!

So, he's a sassy belly dancer you say. I have to yet so see that! I can actually see him gyrating to some thumpa-thumpa music at his favorite club, XES. Well, actually I'm not really that sure if that's his club of choice, but that's all I read from him.

He's really famous! He's more famous than Courtney Love now! LOVES IT! He's been on every single tabloid in NYC. You've seen him on the news. And this is just because he stood on a curb. Who gets famous just by standing? Even Paris Hilton can't pull that shit off!

He's a "ho" on training wheels. Hmmmmm ... I'll have Riye elaborate on this, since I haven't had the chance to sleep with Jase .... YET!

Good photographer you say. I guess so. I can actually see Jase walking around NYC with a camera in hand. Well, here's a photo of Jase after getting caught masturbating at a movie theatre in Costa Rica.

He gives you treats, yet you like goat cheese. Hmmm. Jase is too sweet for you? Is that what you're saying? Have you tasted Jase, yet? I heard he's delish! Ok, fine you're straight, you made your point! :)

Jase wears womens pants. So what's wrong with that? I'm guilty! It just has a better fit! Don't hate! :)

But kidding aside, I do like Jase. I love his crazy t-shirts! I don't know anybody who owns so much! I love it that we're both IT divas. I love the fact that he's a gay advocate - fighting for our rights! It's sexy! And have you noticed his wayyyyyy too perfect teeth? I'M JEALOUS! But we all love Jase, right? Yeah, you know you do!

I guess that's end of my "roasting". Care to add more?

8 comments:

Ethan said...

WOW!! thanks for helping us new readers get to know you!!

Wayne said...

I know. I'm so jealous. I wish I can squeeze my butt cheecks in those tight women jeans...

Jon said...

But pants with no back pockets is not the best look for guys...

GrooveTheory said...

OMG! No back pockets??!! I didn't know that! Yeah, I need to spank Jase when he comes back.

palochi said...

I am shocked, I tell you. S-H-O-C-K-E-D!

(and slightly aroused...)

Miss Marisol said...

That was Jase that got the ticket for standing?! Or, to be more precise, for being gay around the wrong cops.
I was so pissed off about that and now I get to revisit my anger because I actually sort of know this person.

grrrr.

Brechi said...

oh wow, even i have never posted myself in a speedo (food for thought) ;)

good job guest-blogging freddy, i might ask you next.

JaG said...

Love the womens pants!