It's amazing how many things you have to take care of before you leave for vacation; especially when you're gone for three weeks. As Destiny's Child would put it, "Bills, bills, bills!"
I suppose it wouldn't be bad if I had an internet connection (I swear online payments are the best thing since sliced bread) but I don't think I can count on finding one of those in the rainforest. I hear they're still on styrofoam cup/string technology - and I don't think that's encrypted.
But you never know; they put a monkey on the moon, right? (Wait.. is that right?)
What was I talking about? Oh yea, preparing for my trip. So, I invited a few surprise guests to drop by and entertain you while I'm gone. I would tell you guys to be nice, but that'll be pretty pointless. (I'll let you extract your own meaning for that one. Hehehe.)
Anyway! Have fun while I'm gone; you know I will! Here's to me remembering to take my malaria pills. Cheers!