Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Back from St. Paul

Well, the reason why I didn't post much about St. Paul was because it was pretty much cold and boring.  Mall of America was disappointment1.  I did find some good deals, but I defintely don't recommend going to Minnesota just for that (sales tax there was a whopping 6.25% for pete's sake!).

But despite all the negative points, I had a wonderful time; most of which was spent with my boopy (I could tell you about the stuff we did, but you probably wouldn't believe me2) - and to clarify, the 'booty call' I mentioned was to visit my boopy, not some random, cute bartender that worked at the restaurant in the Holiday Inn that I met on desperate-gays.com3.

Also, I have to admit that I was intrigued and entertained at times - like when I saw this sign:

Ordway Center Sign

There's some comfort in knowing I won't be pistol-whipped while watching Les Mis.

On a similiar note, if you plan to visit downtown St. Paul, definitely go visit Fuji-Ya (an amazing Japanese restaurant in the middle of nowhere) and the Downtowner Woodfire Grill (weekend brunch to die for).

1 See some MOA pictures I took on flickr.
2 Okay, I'm just teasing you on that one.  I wouldn't kiss and tell... or would I?
3 Just kidding.. but how many of you actually clicked on that link?

6 comments:

GrooveTheory said...

I've never been to MN, but it would probably be ok to check it out in the summer time.

I'm glad you're back safe and smiling :) And just for the record too, when I "visited" Toronto, that wasn't a "booty call" either. HAHAHA!!

Steve said...

What did you do with your gun then? By the way, I was wanting to check it out, but your desperate-gay link doesn't work. Not that I'm desperate... I'm just sayin'.

Matt C. said...

The MOA looks like a soccer-mom saturated nightmare of screaming kids, mid-westerner tourists, and tacky installations.

I hope you spent more time with your "boopy's" penis in your butt than there.

Good to see you back :)

TCho said...

Omg. I clicked on that link.

flo said...

I don't care about the mall. Where are the pics of your boopy?

littlecicero said...

Sorry to hear your opinion of Mpls/St. Paul is so low. Try it in the Spring, Summer, or Fall - only Winter is a drag. Glad you found something to fill your time.
Matt c. is right about the MOA - I never go. There are many great places in this town, the MOA is at the bottom of the list - it is just a tourist trap.