Well, the reason why I didn't post much about St. Paul was because it was pretty much cold and boring. Mall of America was disappointment1. I did find some good deals, but I defintely don't recommend going to Minnesota just for that (sales tax there was a whopping 6.25% for pete's sake!).
But despite all the negative points, I had a wonderful time; most of which was spent with my boopy (I could tell you about the stuff we did, but you probably wouldn't believe me2) - and to clarify, the 'booty call' I mentioned was to visit my boopy, not some random, cute bartender that worked at the restaurant in the Holiday Inn that I met on desperate-gays.com3.
Also, I have to admit that I was intrigued and entertained at times - like when I saw this sign:
There's some comfort in knowing I won't be pistol-whipped while watching Les Mis.
On a similiar note, if you plan to visit downtown St. Paul, definitely go visit Fuji-Ya (an amazing Japanese restaurant in the middle of nowhere) and the Downtowner Woodfire Grill (weekend brunch to die for).
1 See some MOA pictures I took on flickr.
2 Okay, I'm just teasing you on that one. I wouldn't kiss and tell... or would I?
3 Just kidding.. but how many of you actually clicked on that link?
5 comments:
I've never been to MN, but it would probably be ok to check it out in the summer time.
I'm glad you're back safe and smiling :) And just for the record too, when I "visited" Toronto, that wasn't a "booty call" either. HAHAHA!!
What did you do with your gun then? By the way, I was wanting to check it out, but your desperate-gay link doesn't work. Not that I'm desperate... I'm just sayin'.
The MOA looks like a soccer-mom saturated nightmare of screaming kids, mid-westerner tourists, and tacky installations.
I hope you spent more time with your "boopy's" penis in your butt than there.
Good to see you back :)
Omg. I clicked on that link.
I don't care about the mall. Where are the pics of your boopy?
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