Thursday, December 16, 2004

Holiday Wishes

Dedicated To You

I want to wish you Happy Holidays, whatever holiday you celebrate. I'll drink to your health.

Thank you for visiting this little blog. As you might know, I'm heading toward many crossroads in my life. I'm confident I'll make the correct decisions. I'm hopeful the new year will be much more interesting. I welcome the challenges. So thank you for joining me on this journey so far; I hope you'll stick around a bit.

And to show my apprecation, I created a card just for you!

Disclaimer! Do not proceed if you:

  • are a member of my family
  • are at work; but in all honesty, I couldn't care
  • are offended easily (real easily) by the male form
  • don't like me; this card wasn't meant for you!
  • don't want to see nudie pictures of me

For G-rated material, read Tuna Girl's Christmas Letter. Close your office door and put down that cup of coffee.

Shut up and let me see the card! [+/-]

This Holiday Season, don't forget to BE NICE!

Did you really want to see nudie pictures of me?

I said take it off! [+/-]

You're so NAUGHTY!

That's it folks. "But wait, where are the nudie pictures?" I'm way too demure to do such a salacious thing! Especially when you didn't even buy me dinner or wave bills in my face! I'm not giving this away for free (sober). What kind of person do you think I am? Cheer up! It's time to celebrate! Of course, there's always next year...

Happy Holidays!

10 comments:

Harlis Dinwiddie said...

I didn't shut my office door before looking at this, and it's a good thing--because all at once it got VERY, VERY hot in here!

Jon said...

I feel lied to and abused *shudders* ^_~

Tuna Girl said...

Hey! I'm not G rated. ;-)

Dantallion said...

Very nice. If not somewhat misleading. ;P

Hot Toddy said...

I think I am getting to know you well enough to know you wouldn't post the nude pics. But you know what? This worked for me just fine! As I said earlier - I adore you and not just for your hotness. Although that helps :)

Anonymous said...

and what kind of person do you think I am then?

Still - it wasn't just the boxers that were smiling.

wink - Aaron

:: jozjozjoz :: said...

Hee hee!

Anonymous said...

Unlike some people who promise to deliver and don't - I finally put up that "photo" I promised to if I made enough doantions for the dance-a-thon.

It was for charity, otherwise I would feel, well, dirty.

Ed said...

I was going to wait til I got home to view that, as you imply it's NSFW. But then I clicked the comments and there it was! Is it really you? If it is, then I have to hate you now, as I do everyone with a flat stomach.

Beep!

Happy Festivus!
E

riye said...

i was right. just like mrs. federline, you're not so innocent! great meeting you last night, merry xmas!