I want to wish you Happy Holidays, whatever holiday you celebrate. I'll drink to your health.
Thank you for visiting this little blog. As you might know, I'm heading toward many crossroads in my life. I'm confident I'll make the correct decisions. I'm hopeful the new year will be much more interesting. I welcome the challenges. So thank you for joining me on this journey so far; I hope you'll stick around a bit.
And to show my apprecation, I created a card just for you!
Disclaimer! Do not proceed if you:
- are a member of my family
- are at work; but in all honesty, I couldn't care
- are offended easily (real easily) by the male form
- don't like me; this card wasn't meant for you!
- don't want to see nudie pictures of me
For G-rated material, read Tuna Girl's Christmas Letter. Close your office door and put down that cup of coffee.Shut up and let me see the card! [+/-]
This Holiday Season, don't forget to BE NICE!
Did you really want to see nudie pictures of me?I said take it off! [+/-]
You're so NAUGHTY!
That's it folks. "But wait, where are the nudie pictures?" I'm way too demure to do such a salacious thing! Especially when you didn't even buy me dinner or wave bills in my face! I'm not giving this away for free (sober). What kind of person do you think I am? Cheer up! It's time to celebrate! Of course, there's always next year...