Saturday, April 16, 2005

The Best Thing About...

...being a virgin?

Having all your friends give you (the same) advice about your 'first time':

"Remember, if it starts to hurt, just relax."

C'mon!  Is it that obvious I'm a bottom?

"Oh!  and use lots of lube!"

15 comments:

Jess said...

Excuse me, but(t) I don't think I ever made that assumption with you! Besides, I don't think it needs to hurt at all. If your partner does plenty of things to get you ready and takes his time... well, it might hurt a little, but it might not. This is assuming you're not looking for some horse-hung type. If the guy has a dick the size of a baseball bat, well, that might hurt. :)

If you do bottom for some lucky man, that's your call. It doesn't mean you can't top, too!

To get to the heart of your concern, I think it's that many of your friends are secretly (or maybe not so secretly) fantasizing about being the top with you, so they naturally see you as the bottom! ;)

jOjo said...

yeah... it's pretty obvious.

;P

so, when are you coming to san diego?

GrooveTheory said...

don't forget the desensitizing lube too! much vital for a first timer :)

Aaron said...

Oh brother - talk about a way to generate traffic on your site. :)

Tuna Girl said...

I'm dying to make some witty comment about tops and bottoms but it's all Greek to me.

Okay, that's not true. I know all about bottoming. And it's good. ;-)

Hanuman1960 said...

And of course, it goes without saying...Douche, douche, douche!!!!! :)

Jon said...

Yeah, versatility is a good thing- most guys expect the Asian guy to be a bottom, which can get boring real fast. Years ago, I had one guy i met online say to me 'All you Asian boys are so submissive, which is why I like you'- I was out of there so fast, of course after dumping the glass of wine on his head!

joe said...

I'm a born-again virgin and wear a little tube of lube around my neck as a reminder of my commitment to my renewed chastity and as a symbol of my purity for that right man in my life. :P

and Jon, yep, that reminds me of the time I was in Castro in SF, on the way to the BART to go back to my cousin's, a sweaty but handsome guy chatted me up. he said the same thing, almost verbatim, cept he added that he liked asian boys from China & Japan. I looked at him and said I'm from Canada and then kept walking really fast.

Wayne said...

Coconut is the best. I love Coconut.

I never "see" you as a bottom :) I mean, do *I* look like a bottom?

In responding to Jon's comment. Long time ago, someone did approch me and made the "Submissive" reference to me.

I think my reply was..."Ya? I'd like to see how submissive you are after I bang the sh*t out of you. With my first, that is."

epicurist said...

If I had a dime for the number of times some guy made an Asian stereotype, I would be a millionaire.
"Whats your REAL name?" - Fuck you, not in your lifetime.
"Why are you so tall?" - So I can kick your ass.
"You write english so good?" -That's 'well' you ass.
"You speak without an accent" -You're gonna be speaking with Broken teeth and a fist in mouth accent in 5,4,3,2,1...

Deviant said...

Here's my advice, for your first time, find someone with small fists, and work your way up...

Ummm me love you long time?

Charlie said...

You're a bottom???

Ok, was just kidding. It's pretty obvious. (Lol)

epicurist said...

You're not a bottom, just vertically challenged.

JaG said...

There's desensitizing lube????
Man I sooo know nothing!

Jase said...

You guys are hilarious!