My life; and a blogs' attempt to keep up.
...being a virgin?
Having all your friends give you (the same) advice about your 'first time':
"Remember, if it starts to hurt, just relax."
C'mon! Is it that obvious I'm a bottom?
"Oh! and use lots of lube!"
Excuse me, but(t) I don't think I ever made that assumption with you! Besides, I don't think it needs to hurt at all. If your partner does plenty of things to get you ready and takes his time... well, it might hurt a little, but it might not. This is assuming you're not looking for some horse-hung type. If the guy has a dick the size of a baseball bat, well, that might hurt. :)If you do bottom for some lucky man, that's your call. It doesn't mean you can't top, too!To get to the heart of your concern, I think it's that many of your friends are secretly (or maybe not so secretly) fantasizing about being the top with you, so they naturally see you as the bottom! ;)
yeah... it's pretty obvious.;Pso, when are you coming to san diego?
don't forget the desensitizing lube too! much vital for a first timer :)
Oh brother - talk about a way to generate traffic on your site. :)
I'm dying to make some witty comment about tops and bottoms but it's all Greek to me.Okay, that's not true. I know all about bottoming. And it's good. ;-)
And of course, it goes without saying...Douche, douche, douche!!!!! :)
Yeah, versatility is a good thing- most guys expect the Asian guy to be a bottom, which can get boring real fast. Years ago, I had one guy i met online say to me 'All you Asian boys are so submissive, which is why I like you'- I was out of there so fast, of course after dumping the glass of wine on his head!
I'm a born-again virgin and wear a little tube of lube around my neck as a reminder of my commitment to my renewed chastity and as a symbol of my purity for that right man in my life. :Pand Jon, yep, that reminds me of the time I was in Castro in SF, on the way to the BART to go back to my cousin's, a sweaty but handsome guy chatted me up. he said the same thing, almost verbatim, cept he added that he liked asian boys from China & Japan. I looked at him and said I'm from Canada and then kept walking really fast.
Coconut is the best. I love Coconut. I never "see" you as a bottom :) I mean, do *I* look like a bottom?In responding to Jon's comment. Long time ago, someone did approch me and made the "Submissive" reference to me.I think my reply was..."Ya? I'd like to see how submissive you are after I bang the sh*t out of you. With my first, that is."
If I had a dime for the number of times some guy made an Asian stereotype, I would be a millionaire."Whats your REAL name?" - Fuck you, not in your lifetime."Why are you so tall?" - So I can kick your ass."You write english so good?" -That's 'well' you ass."You speak without an accent" -You're gonna be speaking with Broken teeth and a fist in mouth accent in 5,4,3,2,1...
Here's my advice, for your first time, find someone with small fists, and work your way up...Ummm me love you long time?
You're a bottom???Ok, was just kidding. It's pretty obvious. (Lol)
You're not a bottom, just vertically challenged.
There's desensitizing lube????Man I sooo know nothing!
You guys are hilarious!
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