Okay, I think I redeemed myself from the "preservative pasta" by cooking fresh vegetables. Yes! Fresh! As in from the market! With them, I made a delicious wild mushroom herbed rice pilaf with onions and garlic and a side broccoli. And it was good.
Columbus Weekend
Even though it rained last weekend, I braved it. On my adventures, I flirted with my piano player, got burned by him, and got treated nicely by him and her. I even went to my first (and last) DaitBait in the torrential downpour.
Although it was nice to meet some new people, most of them were over 30, and the only person I found interesting and attractive decided he didn't feel the same way about me. Having that glass of red wine with dinner really did make the evening go by quicker.
All in all, I had a great time. The best part were the priceless things people said to me:
"I'm not gay, but do you want to dance?"
"You're my rival! Stop it! Stop making me laugh!"
"If anyone can turn him, you can."
"Seriously, I was the only kid in junior high with a tailored blue velvet suit!"
Picture Perfect Porn
On Columbus Day, I went to the Gay Erotic Expo. Just $15 got me a ticket to browsing discount dvds, a free movie ticket, and watching porn stars have sex on stage. It proved to be the most popular picture I took so far (link nsfw?).
It was my first Gay Erotic Expo, and I just don't get it. There really wasn't that much there, and after a few moments, the novelty of it all wore off. I'd rather be a participant than a spectator. That, and just being around a whole bunch of fat, old, sleazy guys was just, well, fatoldeazy.
The only redeeming factor was the free condoms and lube. Okay, fine, seeing hot naked porn stars was kinda cool, too.
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OH GREAT! You need to remind me of the things I missed last Fri. It would've been nice to finally meet Kvn! The evil-bad-mouth Kvn :) ROFL The DateBait would be HILARIOUS! YOu know I can't stop laughing sometimes. They'd probably kick me outta there!
Anyhoo, I knew you'd love the Gay Expo thingy (sarcasm). My friend went last year and said exactly the same thing. You'll just get "excited" for a couple of minutes and then that's it. But, what did I tell you? PORN STARS & LUBES GALORE! Ain't it! Ain't it?
Wow, that food looks yummy!
Don't stand close to the fire if you can't handle the HEAT.
I'm not evil-bad-mouth, just misunderstood.
I was like, going to write about this and that and the datebait and then....
the picture of the porn star..
MOLLY OILLY!!
*GASP*
Gay Porn Expo?!? I'm seriously doubting we'd get something like that here, however, some sort of porn star awards show is happening near me (I think) this weekend.
The porn star pics are too vanilla (yeah, I'm jaded and like depraved porn with no plots, just rough stuff)- any pics of that? :D
ok you little bastard! That was so unfair, looking at those hot daddies while at work. Now I have to remain seated at my cublicle for another 15 mins. :P
Re: DateBait. Speaking as someone who is over 30, I...well, hell, I agree with you.
I'm turning 40 in a few months and people keep saying (I think they heard this on Sex and the City) "you know, 40 is the new 30!" THIS is supposed to make me feel better???
So that is what I missed by going to work on Monday. Maybe I should have called in "sick".
Yeah, DateBait was a bust. Sorry the date didn't work out with red shirt.
The pilaf looks yummy!
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