Friday, October 21, 2005

You... Complete Me

A hobby of mine is to figure out how compatible I am with someone I'm attracted to.  Since Brad and Raoul won't return my phone calls, I've had to settle with figuring our astrological compatibility.  Actually, it's one of my favorite hobbies.

I'm a Gemini.  And one thing I've learned is that I'm compatible with Aries, Aquarius, Leo, and Libra.  Sadly, Brad is a Sagittarius.  Thankfully, I don't just limit myself to celebrities; I've started scouring blogdom in search for some perfect astrological match(es).

First I will be drawn in by their writing.  Who am I kidding, first is their cute little head shot.  Then their writing - thoughts, opinions, personality.  And when they put up their obligatory birthday post, shwing!  I look up their astrological sign, compare, and start fantasizing!  With astrological ammo in hand, I dream about our imaginary relationship, our house with white picket fence, our upper west side apartment complete with our teacup yorkie, Mr MoochyBoochy, our escapades to Paris.  That's after the first few fantasies of getting FDDSN1, of course.

I'm not going to divulge who I've been fanta-stalking (however, you're welcome to), but there's one virgo out there who I would quit my job to be his slave (even though our passion will fizz out quickly) and an aquarian where I have a hard time finding anything better than being his bottom boy sex toy.

In the end, I don't really take these things too seriously.  It's entertaining and hours of fun.  And the best part is you can use it to convince that hot guy to head back to your place and "figure out how compatible you both really are".  Can you believe that actually worked?  It was probably the Gemini in me.  The one on me didn't hurt either.

1 FDDSN means "Freaky-Deaky, Dirty, Sweaty, and Nasty".


Steve said...

Awww, crap! I'm a Sagittarius, too. I don't have a chance in hell, do I?

Matt C. said...

Sorry Jase. It just wasn't meant to be.

Passionate Cancer fulfills Gemini's physical needs, and Gemini's cheerfulness brightens Cancer's disposition. But all too soon Gemini's tendency to play at love wounds oversensitive Cancer. Flirtatious Gemini makes Cancer feel very insecure and an affair is likely to be volatile. These two have too little in common for a long term relationship. Cancer needs security and domesticity; Gemini loathes being tied down. Gemini hasn't any patience with Cancer's moodiness, and Gemini's sharp tongue Is too biting for Cancer's fragile ego. They are doomed to a downhill run.

Its not's me.

Anonymous said...

Y'know, in defense of all us Virgos out there, I have to say that while many deride our need for organization, we certainly know when to pop open a new bottle to keep that fizz fresh!

Dantallion said...

Scorpio here. I've done the gemini thing before (both literally and figuratively - lol), and can tell you that we'd end up killing each other....

Wayne said...

I can careless what sigh is Roul Bova, I'd do him over and over and over and over and over and over again - then take a little break, and then re-start doing him again and again and again and again and again. (Capricorn's Sex Drive ranks #2 after Scorpio)

Capricorn & Gemini

When Gemini and Capricorn come together in a love affair, it may be tough for them to remember why they're together at all, as the ways in which they approach the world couldn't be more opposite. If they're operating from a base of love and mutual respect, they'll be able to overcome most obstacles, but they must work hard. Gemini must have freedom to think outside the bounds; they rely on their quick wits, humor and intellectual prowess to move through life at a fast pace. Capricorn is concerned with advancement and status; they rely on following the rules and finding set, tried-and-true paths to follow toward success, no matter how long it takes. Gemini likes to cut corners; Capricorn likes to be thorough. These two Signs' challenge as a couple is to learn to maintain a similar pace so they can arrive at the same place at the same time.

What's the best aspect of the Gemini-Capricorn relationship? They each bring their own particular qualities to the relationship. Once they allow one another to be themselves -- rather than measuring one another against impossible standards -- they can blend well to make a whole. Theirs is a challenging relationship, but if they can learn from each other it's definitely worth it!

See, you and I gonna walk down the walkcalk together!

Alan said...

Geminis and scropios aren't supposed to mix....but my husband is definitely a gemini, and I'm two scropios rolled into one (born with the sun and moon, both in scorpio). On the other hand, maybe I'm just in it for the sex. :)

Jon said...

I'm Sagittarius- I wouldn't waste my time with a lowly Gemini waste of space....kidding, lol.

I've never really found the zodiac to be accurate. Just like who you like, don't obsess about superstition.

TCho said...

4 out of my 5 exes/crushes were born in May. I was also born in May. The fifth was born in April. Hmmm...

greekgaylolita said...

Aquarrious and greek.
What do you think?

Tuna Girl said...

I find myself doing those little compatibility tests too. I'm so ashamed.

But at least they confirm my choice for a husband. How did I ever choose to marry him without some Internet horoscope site telling me it was okay. ;-)

Amnesia Sparkles said...

I say go with a Leo TOP. He'll boss you around and toss you about in bed. You'll love that.

I've posted your matches a while back but you know all of them already

Last night I recorded an "Erogenous Zone" guest appearance on schedule to air later this week.

Learn where and how to work up your partner according to the zoodiac signs.

Sorry for all the promo crap but like you said babe, ain't it fun?