Bad News First
I woke up today to the sight of this car missing its two left tires; right-side was deterred by the curb. This car was parked on the other side of the street from my house. What's worse is that I knew who this car belongs to: my sister's friend J. She was busy the whole day and couldn't come until evening (when the pictures were taken).
"It's a quiet neighborhood, I never thought it'd happen here," I imagine myself saying to the television reporter. However, because there were no witnesses to this crime, the NYPD says it's not really a crime. Luckily J. had insurance or some car care package deal, and everything should be fine (minus the deductible). No wonder we got window bars installed.Now For The Good
Cable is stable! The cableman replaced all the parts he could get his hands on (cables, splitter, modem) and now we're back up for business. Ya'll should be expecting those naked pictures I've been promising in your inbox soon.