This post was written as a stream of consciousness with authors' notes in brackets [like this]. Critique welcome.
I wonder what he wants. Sit here next to you.. okay. [Authors' note: The quick acceptance was due to 5 drinks I had before.] You're cute, but your friend is cuter. What's your story... Your name is ***! The other two guys I have lust crushes on are also named ***. This must be a sign! Let's see what you're all about. Read more [+/-]
You think I'm cute? [How easily I fall for that one.] Isn't that sweet, cue chuckle and flashy wink-smile, I'll reciprocate your compliment. Is that how you really laugh? Keep a straight face; you're still cute.
Enough small talk, let's ask about your friend over there. Damn, he's straight. I guess you're still cute. [Gin goggles, and the promise.] Let's see, more small talk.. I know, I'll just talk about my geeky self. Eep, this is a little embarrassing, but I'll tell you anyway, it'll make me seem cute.
You work in advertising? Creative person! Ding, plus! I wonder what you've done. Oh, you did those *** commercials! I love those! Let me start singing the commercial so you'll know I'm not lying. My turn, let me tell you about what I do. Now segue into being more creative. New career goals, check. Going back to school, check.
Well, I guess you don't want to talk anymore, seeing how your face is two inches from mine. Should I...? Why not. [Damn drinks.]
This is nice. I guess I really am gay, because I'm enjoying this way too much if I'm not. Ooh, there's your tongue now; you move quick, don't you. This is new and exciting, I wonder if this is first or second base. [This was not the first time I've kissed another guy on the lips, but it was the first time tongue was involved.] And a little flickering, that's kind of kinky.
I think I read about this in Cosmo, or saw it on Sex and the City, let me try... Mikey likes it. [Mikey's not his name, but the phrase is in reference to Life cereal.] What if I moved my tongue like this. Sucking is very pleasurable too, I've heard. Responsive. Now let's see how you like it rough.
Your hand's moving to my lower back. I guess you want me to move. Where? What should I do? [I had no idea.] Fine, I'm just going to mount your leg. Oo.. this is good, because I can shield my hand when I put it down here.. I wonder if he's okay with me groping him like this, he didn't seem to react at all. I'll stop groping and start grinding then. [I'm just sexual like that.]
[flashes] Hahaha! I knew my sister had a camera. I hope my ass looks good in those shots. He stopped. The camera? Well, I don't care, do you? Let's continue then.
Why is my sister kicking my feet now, didn't she get enough shots? You're leaving? Don't leave me behind! I have to go. Here, I'll give you my number. Flirt just a little bit more. Remember me sweetie; I can still taste you on my lips. Get coat, get bag, run out like Cinderella!
to be continued...