Monday, February 07, 2005

Monday

I woke up with, or more accurately, violently and painfully thrown out of an unconscious state by a cramp in my right calf.  Mentally I cursed karma as tears welled up in my eyes and I performed the ancient asian massage technique: "It's too fucking early for this shit".  I hate Mondays.

More on the events of this weekend soon.

5 comments:

Brechi said...

ouch....those are wicked bad

Anonymous said...

ancient asian massage technique? Is that a metaphor for masturbation?

wink - A

Jess said...

Ooh, I hate those cramps. They hurt soooo much. *hug*

Jon said...

Sorry about Sunday- we'll do Chinese or Korean on Maint St/Northern Blvd one of these days!

Mondays are the worst, aren't they?

BigDubb said...

I can just see it now.

"Ah Jase-son, relax"
loud clapping of hands with that the camera zoomz in on
rubbing violently to generate heat. then abruptly stopping and pressing the warmed hands one ones calf.

Remniscent of KKI.